grubbs:

Dear Major Label Music Executive,

Thank you for your sudden and aggressive interest in Wakey!Wakey! We’re thrilled to hear that you’re enjoying the music so much more, now that it’s selling in stores nationwide. Unfortunately, a year ago when we first shared the same songs with you, you didn’t really hear much potential, so now it’s our turn to have to pass on you. I do promise however, to keep you in the loop as we continue to grow.

Sincerely,

Michael Grubbs and the Wakey!Wakey! team.

This is so great! The major labels have no vision for anything beyond teenage girls or boys with reality tv shows.